Had an incredibly vivid and realistic dream that I made out with markiplier last night.

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gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

hackedmotionsensors:

This ain’t me! Fast forward!

hackedmotionsensors:

This ain’t me! Fast forward!

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kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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hobbit-queen:

sweet-bitsy:

laughingsquid:

Lion Cubs Adorably Attempt To Imitate Father’s Roar

WHAT IF YOU HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS

A PRIDE OF THIS

A pride of squeakers.

He’s like NO NO, LIKE THIS. RUUUUH RUUUUH RH RH RH WHY CAN’T YOU DO IT

earthandanimals:

Baby Tapir

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sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

crooksh4nks:

Atle Rønningen

crooksh4nks:

Atle Rønningen

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anderjak:

toastradamus:

Roger Rabbits special effects still fucking hold up by todays standards AND looks better than most films that come out NOW it was that ahead of its time

I’m still amazed that Hoskins had that little to work with. Everything about this video is awesome.

This made my day.